I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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