im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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