Just fell off a train. Bad.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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