that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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