idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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