What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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