We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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