is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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