: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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