Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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