Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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