She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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