I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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