So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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