After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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