you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
