I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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