So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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