Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Randomize
