uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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