What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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