Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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