super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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