Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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