Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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