on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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