I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Dick very happy bro
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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