So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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