thus making me awesome and them whores
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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