I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Come see our sink grown plant.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I could fuck to npr.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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