stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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