Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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