She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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