At least make sure they are 18
Why
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
