I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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