i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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