My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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