I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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