Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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