Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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