I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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