I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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