they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My balls are so social today.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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