My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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