i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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