im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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I need you to use more vowels.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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