But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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