Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize