i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Randomize
