Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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