I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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