If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
