so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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