Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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