sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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